Despite my honest attempts of dictionary and spell-check...I've been told I'm riddled with misspellings. Really? Tough...life's difficult and this ain't the Times. So, read my imperfections in thought and spelling, smile and feel superior.

While sitting in my window seat on American flight #670 yesterday morning, a gentlemen sat next to me who went WAY overboard on the "good smell 'um," as my grandpa Charlie would say. Why do this? Is he afraid it's gonna wear off too soon, so he compensates? Why wear any? I'm a firm believer in the pheromone theory. It's all biological - don't you really want someone who reacts positively to your natural scent, as opposed to your questionable wit and "sense of style"? Or worse, what if the scent you're applying clashes with your natural scent. You could be throwing an "avoid me at all costs" message to the opposite sex - but I think that's called Brut.